{"product_id":"dasules","title":"Dad's List of Rules","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"45\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(196, 23, 23);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"45\"\u003eDad’s Rules – The Legendary House Code 😄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"47\" data-end=\"206\"\u003eEvery home runs a little smoother with some rules… and Dad’s rules? 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